Drunks in College classification

The aggressive drunk is the one who drinks almost all the time, at any time, and drinks until there is no beer left on campus. He is always chilling with his boys and thinks he is the best. He’s the big guy who tries to fight you over the last beer in the fridge, or if there is no reason to fight, he makes one up. You can see these guys also fall into the horny category later in the night when they are on their tenth or eleventh beer. These people are the ones you either are friends with or hate.

The chill drunk. What a great drunk to have in your company. He’s the one who buys beer, then let’s everyone have it. He sits around on the couch and watches tv or participates in the drinking games. He never has a frown on his face and he’s a

Now the crazy drunk. The crazy drunk is the drunk you wish would never drink. He goes crazy every time he gets drunk, and he either breaks something or hurts someone. Again, it is hard to determine how much a crazy drunk drinks because it is different for each crazy drunk. It could be that just a little alcohol will make this person go crazy, or that he drinks way to much of it, in either case that’s the only way the person drinks. This drunk is usually excluded from parties after the first or second time, and is usually left to drink with his other crazy friends.

The last category of drunks is the feel-sorry-for-me drunk. The one that tries to drink all their problems away and starts talking about how his girlfriend dumped him or how his dog died? Yes it’s sad but what’s even sadder is the drunk sitting there telling these stories, with a bottle of rum in one hand, and a box of tissues in the other. These guys will drink until they pass out or realize that there is no more to tell. These people are the least repetitive because it only happens to a person for a little while then he feels better. There’s usually at least one at every occasion.

Every college is infested with the next drunk: the horny drunk. The horny drunk can be a wide variety of people. The just-get drunk and try to get laid type are the most common because what else is there to do in a college? These drunks get drunk earlyer and try to find a mate as quick as possible. Another kind of ho

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