You know what really honks me off? Shopping carts! The sad fact is, I always seem to pick out the one that has only three functional wheels. You know the one, the one that actually appears to have a will and mind of its own, the one that insist on guiding you down the isle. I used to think this was simply bad luck, but then I noticed at the Wal-Mart store that they have a “Cart Person” a person who picks out the cart for you. I then realized that I must be the victim of some “Mad Cosmic Conspiracy” one that intended to torture me by way of shopping.
I noticed that people act very peculiar at the loca