Annoying Concert Patrons
When I was a teen, one of my favorite things to do in the summer was to go to heavy metal concerts with my friends. My friend Jeff and I would cut our neighbor’s grass, and save up the money we made for weeks before a concert. Jeff and I were only 14 and 15 years old, so we were unable to drive. When it was time for the concert, we would have to bribe Jeff’s older sister for a ride. The ride to the concert was full of excitement and anticipation. Because we were so young, we thought that the way people dressed, the way people behaved, and the fights some got into was cool. Consequently, after going to heavy metal concerts over the past twenty years, I have found three types of heavy metal concert patrons that annoy me. First, the want-to-be rock star, next the retro-Rhonda and Ron, and lastly the glutton for punishment Glen. The first is what I like to call the want-to-be rock star. This is the guy that stands in front of everyone at concerts and plays the air guitar, or the air drums
Lastly, and possibly the most annoying type of heavy metal concert patron, the glutton for punishment Glen type. This guy is drunk before the concert even starts and thinks he’s God’s gift to women. He talks rudely to ladies and grabs their butts. Always to Glen’s surprise, this behavior usually results in a slap to the face. When the concert starts, he will begin to slam dance into people that don’t want any part of his nonsense. More often than not, Glen usually gets beaten up and kicked out of the concert before it’s over. Sadly, my friend Jeff is this type. He always seems to be drunk or high before we get to the concert. He usually always gets hurt or kicked out of the concerts we attend. I can never enjoy a concert with Jeff, because I always have to keep my eye on him. to every song. He also feels the need to sing into an imaginary microphone in his hand, thinking the whole time he looks cool. My best friend Rick is an example of this type. When we go to concerts, he feels the need to play the ai
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