No crime is so horrendous that it would ever warrant being placed in a dungeon of this repulsiveness. I’ve considered robbing a bank, so at least I would receive reasonable accommodations in jail. There is no carpet or air conditioning. Everything is in constant disarray. The room is like a big sweaty trash can that needs to be emptied. We have empty bottles scattered about, and the room smells like an overused porta potty. Our room is heavily decorated in candy wrappers and other attractive pieces of garbage. This disease hole makes my old room look like a complimentary, five star Vegas hotel with a caviar buffet. The walls our cold and uninviting and our only window faces a long row of slimy green dumpsters. I can’t say Ill miss this tiny piece of hell, but maybe with a little counseling and a few good antidepressants I’ll make a full recovery.
As I lye blissfully on the edge of my bed I feel, I have reached the ultimate state of Nirvana. Everything you could ever as
k for is in this room. We have a couch, a fridge, a microwave, a computer, chairs, posters every amenity under the sun. I have the sweetest brand-new computer in my room, along with a stereo that could be heard from outer space and a bed so comfortable and soft that I melt into it like cheese on a quarter pounder. I don’t have that much food, but my generous roommate does, which is even better because it’s free. I feel great, in fact this is truly one of the highest points of my life. I love the new coffee table we purchased, and it was only ten bucks and its fits perfectly in our room. I have all my syllabus sheets posted on the wall and we have amply sized desks. I hate going home. I feel like Im being forcibly separated from someone Im madly in love with. My parents our going to have to drag me out of here kicking and screaming before I leave.
My mental process for doing this assignment was to put myself in a cynical state and a jubilant state of mind and write from that perspective in
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