The Doritos Girl

Her long brown hair, her light brown eyes, her soft lips and her fine body pulled me in and I knew I was hooked. With a girl that beautiful there always has to be a downside, unfortunately, that downside was Mario Lopez, the jerk from the show “Saved by the Bell”. That jerk proposed to my doritos girl and she kindly accepted. From that point on I would always wonder “What If I beat Mario to the punch, and I married the doritos girl”.

While waking up every morning I see my beautiful woman lying next to me and I say to myself “ I have to be the luckiest guy in the world.” When she wakes up in the morning she is still the most beautiful woman in the world, even with morning breath. Our house is of course huge. She brings in the money by modeling and I have my own successful talk show, different from all the other pointless talk shows such as “The Other Half”, which by the way go

I wake up on September 11, 2003 realizing that what I just had experienced was all just a dream. I never experienced any special or intimate relations with the doritos girl; it was all just a dream. I felt a little depressed knowing that I never really experienced any of what I had just imagined in my dream state, it felt so real, but there was an upside to all this. My dream gave me the perfect idea for an “If…” paper I needed to write for my history class, and I said to myself “ Hey, what if I really did marry the doritos girl” and from there I began typing.

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