· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

· We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

· Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

· The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

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