If aliens came and landed in my back yard and came to my door to ask me to tell them about this world I would tell them almost everything that I know. At least everything that I think they should know. I would tell them about the government first. I will tell them how it operates and everything. Teach them the laws, and what is right and what is wrong. Then when we get through with that boring yet important information I will tell them about the things to do on earth that is fun. But, before I do that I would get them to take me for a ride in the UFO. I never been in one and they want me to do them a favor so they will have to do me a favor also. So after the joy ride I will tell them about the sports that I think is fun. I will them about basketball, football, and baseball. I think other sports are fun but those are the three that I know about the most. We will go outside I my back yard and I will pick up the basketball and show them how to play (if that UFO did not knock my basketball goal over that is). I will ask them if they want to try it, and if they do then we will play a few games and see how everything goes. I would be kind of scared though because I know that they probably can jump higher, and run faster t
After we get through with the sports I will take them out to a club. I will tell them that they will have to take a shower first or get washed up by however they do it. We will go to the most hype club in the whole city. Before we leave though I will have to teach them how to dance. I wont teach them all of my moves because I have to save some for when all eyes on me, but I will show them a few. I will have to see what kind of clothes they have to because if they do not have any smooth clothes then we will have to go get some or I will have to let them wear some of mine. Hopefully they got some thing that they can pond to get some American Dollars, because I rarely let my brother wear my clothes so how would I look letting people that not even from this planet wear them? So now we are off to the club. The club is going to be packed too. When we get up in there I will demonstrate what to do when u are actually dancing with a girl. I mean, the only thing you have to do is get behind her and move the way she is moving to the beat. Then when a real fast song comes on then u will see a crowd in the middle of the floor. The only thing u have to do is go jump up and down to the beat. When girls see you in that crowd then they will know that u are there to have a good time.
The next day I will take them to a fun park to see