It split into four smaller lights and then the lights seemed to dissolve into the air. What took its place was even more astonishing: four men hovering above the ground wearing costumes, one of which was assless chaps and a rainbow colored cowboy hat. Then the biggest, strongest, ugliest member of the group yelled out, “I am Bastard Stone of the Evil Alliance! These are my evil henchman; Buffalo Tom, Stuttering Leo, and Hollywood! We have come here tonight to proclaim that we are taking over this pitiful world you have all created!”

When he backed away and joined his group Hollywood yelled, “Come on, let’s get these guys!” The four men grabbed their guns and fired simultaneously at the heroes, all hitting their targets. The two heroes looked at each other once and then started fighting like two rabid wolves over a fresh carcass. The alliance just sat and watched them duke it out, amused at their own power. Just then they all heard a shout from the ground,

Joe and Pedro went back to Joe’s house and quickly turned on the news. The Evil Alliance was striking all over the world and the hate was growing worse. People in all corners of the U.S. were rioting. Team bionic went back out when they saw that the bad guys had moved onto the Middle East. With their lighting speed they flew there and tried desperately to find them. When they found them however, Buffalo Tom wasn’t with them. They decided they should find the singled out member for he would be easier to capture. They found him shooting up people at a local gay bar trying to get lucky. They ran in a quickly ran up behind him and stole his gun and tied him up. “Ha-ha!” he cried. “My partners will soon remember and come looking for me!”

“Hey you guys! Come down here!” So they all went down, Joe and Pedro fighting all the way, to find out who it was and what he wanted. It was none other than Magic Johnson, Hall of Fame Los Angeles Laker player. “What are you two fighting about?!” he said incredulously. “You’re supposed to be the good guys!”

“The evil alliance!” shouted Joe Kickass. All the men went straight up into the air, ready to fight. Stuttering Leo shouted,

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