Tom recently asked a young lady working at the counter of a convenience store; Tom assumed her maiming, made her emotionally unable to continue her employment; if it hurt when that happened and she said "yeah, at first". “So there you have it, it is painful and someone needs to put a stop to it soon.” Tom Replied. Tom was outraged and is going to write an email to Washington, as soon as he can figure how to staple the papers together with out himself being maimed.

The other really stupid thing people say when they lose something and then find it is, "How come when you lose something you always find it in the last place you look." Again Chuck lost his keys and his best friend said the above statement, and Chuck replied, “What moron would go on looking for something after finding whatever it was that was lost. Once you find it you quit looking, which makes the last place you look a really good place to stop looking! I guess maybe these morons just keep on looking even though thy have found whatever it was that they were looking for because it is so much fun and then can then say that whatever it was they were looking for was not in the last place they looked?

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