I usually stick to my dating rules, but for some reason I slipped up this evening and allowed Shawn, with his pretty self come up to my apartment, and now I’m sitting here on the edge of the couch wondering when, if ever, he’s going to get out. I knew something was up when he pulled his car in front of my building and turned off the engine. I should’ve just said good bye and jumped out of the car, but I sat there for a second too long, which gave Shawn just enough time to ask me if he could come in and use my bathroom. Damn! I rolled my eyes as I reached for the door handle, thinking to myself can’t you hold it until you get back to your own apartment? But Shawn got to squirming and squenching his knees together like some three-year-old child who was about to piss all on

Big mistake! Once we got up to my apartment it was plain to see that Shawn didn’t have to use the bathroom at all. That was just a lie he made up so he could get his slick behind into my house, where he’s been for the past hour. From the looks of things he’s not leaving any time soon. Just look at him. Done made himself right at home, my home. The first thing he did when he walked through the door was head for the refrigerator. I hadn’t even turned on the lights and already he had his big ass, hairy hands wrapped around my last orange soda. Well I’ll be damned, I said to myself as I watched him from the doorway. I was planning on taking that to work tomorrow, and here he is popping it open, and putting his big fat lips around it. He didn’t even ask me if he could drink it the rude bastard.

“Nice place you got here, Shannon,” he said walking through the living room checking out the scenery. Then he spotted my new leather recliner, and plopped his sloppy ass down. He tossed his leg over the arm of the chair, grabbed the remote off the table next to him, and made himself really comfortable. He’s got a lot of nerve I thought and squinted my eyes at him. No really, he’s got a lot of fucking nerve.

“Okay, I’ve had enough its time for you to go home!”

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