I'm a pacifist
I’m a pacifist, ya know? I love the trees and the grass and the sky. I love school because I get to see all my friends… except that one kid in front of me in Chemistry. I mean its like he goes out of his way to annoy me. Every time he passes papers back to me he holds them a little out of reach you know what I mean? And I have to lean forward and he could just as easily just hand them to me but oh no! And there are all those jokes that he makes. God. I’m smack dab in the middle of Not Funnyville, USA and he’s the mayor you know? It’s like I say something funny and everyone laughs but then he always just has to open his noise tube and pour his (dumb) ideas down on us all and it ruins my whole day and all I can think about is grabbing him from behind about his neck and twisting, ya know? But I’m a pacifist, ya know? I love the trees and the grass and the sky. And school is great. Like in Calculus we are always learning about these crazy formulas that explain things that you only thought were random. Speaking of random there’s this one kid who sits next to me. Yeah he’s rando
m. Randomly stupid, ya know. He’s always just jumping in and being dumb. And I get so mad because he’s interrupting me and the important questions that I have! And I just want to kick him in teeth. Maybe if he’s all bent over looking for his bicuspids then he won’t be such a distraction from me. But I’m a pacifist, ya know? I love the trees and the grass and the sky. Speaking of trees, in my third period, Communication Graphics, I made this great tree. I mean it was fantastic. Best tree you have ever seen… so good you might not even think it’s a tree except that its so treeish that its more like a tree than a tree is, ya know? But while I’m busy painting like this absolutely incredible tree this guy on my right keeps nagging me. “Skylar how do you copy and paste. Skylar where is the watercolor tool.” Skylar where is my butt I can’t find it with both hands. Skylar! Skylar! Skylar! I’m making a masterpiece here and all he can think about where his stupid tools are! They are arranged right there find them yourself or do me a favor and go paly tag with the trucks alright you
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Skylar I’m,
Funnyville USA,
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ya love trees,
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i’m pacifist ya,
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love trees grass,
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God I’m,
Skylar Skylar,
one kid,
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