Are you tired of the grind? Do you long for easier days? Do you grow weary of lesser people who have struggled to the top and are now telling you what to do? Are you out of high school or soon will be? Are you mad all the time?

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Evil ideas come from many places. You can find them locally, in the news, or even use other despots as inspiration for your ideas. Ideas come from everywhere, and surprisingly new ideas will start to spring up all around you if you just let them. Creativity and chutzpah, many evil leaders feel are more important than an actual working plan.

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