Idiot’s Guide to Dating

Sooner or later you’re going to have to take your phone into consideration. If it’s your first time calling a girl, that’s sad but you’re probably more nervous than a prostitute on Sunday morning. Once again you’re only afraid of her refusal to any of your thought –lacking tries to get her to go to the Fellsmere Frog Leg Festival or wherever. Since you devastatingly lack confidence you should probably ponder up a logical reason for hitting her up on her hip. Ask her about homework or something mildly interesting to talk about so you don’t have to hear the fake laugh. The easiest way to do this is to act like you’re intellectually superior to other guys without actually telling her that like the simple minded jock that you are. This ca

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Dating Sometimes, Leg Festival,