Your Simple Guide to effective Parenting

My name is Doctor Ima Knowital, and welcome to my seminar entitled “What Good Parents Have in Common – The Seminar.” It is so good to see such a large crowd gathered this morning. You don’t know how encouraging it is for me to see so many parents making the effort to be here, to take advice from an expert like myself. Whether your children are teenagers, toddlers or even if you are just considering parenthood, I hope that this seminar can provide you with some basic techniques that will steer you in the correct path to becoming a good parent. This seminar will focus on the parental habits that all good parents have in common and how you too can incorporate these elements into your child rearing patterns.

Your first goal as a parent should be to Communicate Your Love. There are many everyday opportunities for doing this. Always try to ask as many questions as possible, before your child leaves your sight for any period of time longer than 5 minutes and upon return.

“ Sally where are you going…Sally should you really be going for a jog this close to three o’clock…you know the mailman comes at three…well then have

Apart from this advice, I can really offer you no more. Just remember that good parents are not just born that way, they have to work for it, they have to want it and damn it, they have to buy my book entitled, “What Good Parents Have in Common – The Book” Limited copies are available for $25.95, however for the bargain price of $34.95 you can also have a copy of “ What Good Children Have in Common – The Book”. Don’t miss out folks.

When your child starts to become somewhat older, around the pre-teen years, it is recommended that you start to Give Your Child Responsibility. Responsible tasks include; washing dishes, emptying the bins, mowing the lawn and caring for numerous domestic animals. But always remember the saying, ‘you can’t put an old head on young shoulders.’

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