Current Trends - Punk Rock

Now, these "Punk Rock and Rollers" who walk the streets in packs and are die-hard music fans rule the only stereotype that you have to fill an application out to join. That's right folks, they will decide for you on who you are and whether or not you actually listen to the music of Punk Rock. To fit in with a society of outcasts, you MUST follow a step-by-step procedure and win your title of being a "Punker."

Step One: Appearance - The first thing most punk rockers do is realize the awesome bracelets or studs a fellow punker is wearing, so it is of high importance that you buy as many noise-making chains, plaid patches, and any other Hot Topic clothing as possible. But please remember, collared shirts are only acceptable if they are faded, a plain color, or striped with big bold stripes of two colors. If you wear any mainstream clothing such as "American Eagle" then you will imme

Step Five: The Ideas - The only real ideas of Punk Rock is that you must be Punk Rock to everyone else's standards, preach about being yourself, and gripe about any type of government or authority. Actually liking where you live is for posers, not punkers. But you must remember one thing before preaching about your ideals: You aren't allowed to voice your opinion if you get any money for it. Everyone knows that you're not punk rock if you actually voice your opinion in a place people will actually hear it, such as MTV. The thought of a punk rocker on such a channel makes me just plain want to vomit!

Step Four: The Internet - Now, even though punk rockers aren't supposed to have any money, hate rich kids who mooch off of their parents, and can't have a job.. every one of them has a computer with access to the Internet. But there's a catch, you're not allowed to use any type of messenger service without telling everyone what stereotype you fall under. So here are some great examples to admire when choosing your new punk rock screen name: "PnkGrrl69," "notureverydaypnkr," "ihatecheergrlz245," and "pozrzsux1884" are all perfect. Also, it is a necessary to name every punk rock band you listen to in your Internet profile. Don't actually listen to the bands? That's okay.. as long as people think that you do.

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