Michael Jackson Satire

Okay, this guy often wears a surgical mask over his face. I’m guessing this is so the mask filters the air he breathes in. It probably is that he does not want to inhale air that the public has already exhaled, as to say that his lungs are too good for publicly consumed air. Give me break, really. If anything, we should all be wearing surgical masks to prevent us from breathing his air. There's only a certain amount of weirdness that one could tolerate. What is with the white glove he wears? I can't figure out if it’s a trademark or something more significant.

Recently, the public has found out about Michael Jackson's “animal zoo” in his residence. The chimp pet of his named bubbles is one of his most popular. When Jay Leno found out about his chimp, he turned it into a joke. On his screen he showed a bab

I remember a while back, Michael Jackson made a song called “Childhood”. It describes that he had an awful childhood, which scarred him emotionally. He claimed that he was mistreated by his father, and never got to experience a happy childhood. By stating this, I guess it excuses his bizarre behaviour, and to put blame on his father and childhood. There is a limit to which he can blame his father for his strange ways. Honestly, I doubt that his father made him reconstruct his entire face and to turn his skin from brown to white. That was totally up to Michael. He chose to get rid of his natural looks to look like his role models Elizabeth Taylor and Diana Ross. Call me crazy, but he does not look anything like either of them. Whoever told him that he’s identical to either one is obviously lying to his face. He claims to have had a skin pigmentation problem, which is why his skin is currently white. That’s odd, I remember his skin turning form brown to white overnight.

A few months ago, Michael Jackson was on an award show; he was presenting an award. When I caught a glimpse of his face, I almost regurgitated my pasta. His faced looked as though it was a piece of steak, which had been chewed up by a dog and sewed back together. His skin was pasty white like glue. His nose was so pointy that it could probably cut through something. His eyes looked like two freshly cut

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