Satiracal... Mobile Phones
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this Nokia 3310 and Melissa Smith together in holy matrimony. Melissa, do you take this Nokia to have and to hold in your pocket, in sickness and in dying batteries, till death do you part, or until a newer model is released?” “And now by the virtue of the authority invested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife.” Such is the relationship between mobile phone owners and their mobiles these days. Mobile phones have become friends to the owners, companions to the owners and children to the owners. Everywhere you go you can see people going for walks with their phones, shopping for their phones and even sharing personal conversations with their phones; sharing their innermost secrets.
The status of a person with a mobile is much higher than the status of one without a mobile. Better yet, one’s status may be raised by actually talking on the mobile. Though, this may not always be possible, due to lack of credit on one’s phone. If such a situation is to arise, it is customary to speak on the mobile, regardless of whether anyone is on the other end. In doing so, precautions must be taken, such as turning off the ringing volume on one’s phone. Phones are treasured dearly by their owners; loved unconditionally. In some cases, one’s phone is more precious to them than their own family. Though phones can be classed as one’s most precious possession, it is amazing how quickly the owner’s eyes can wander when a newer, more advanced m
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Melissa Smith,
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phones sharing,
thousand dollars,
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Approximate Word count = 517
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)
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