The toilet has not changed its basic structure or function since its invention; there are still a great number of consumers for the product. Although size and mobility cannot be changed drastically, an improvement for greater amounts of extravagance and expediency should be insisted upon in order to bring the toilet into the 21st century. If these changes do not occur very soon, I fear its users may find it obsolete and even hazardous to their health.

One problem with the toilet is its lack of comfort. Warmed toilet seats are not a new idea—many of the world’s wealthy already own them.

Why stop at just a warm toilet seat? It has come to my attention that Americans have become more health-conscious and are constantly looking for ways to improve the nutrition of their bodies. What if the toilet could evaluate the nutrient content of our waste and send messages to the microchip in the bladder to let it know what nutrients needed to maintain a healthy lifestyle? Then, the microchip could connect to the central nervous system and cause the person to crave more of the desired nutrient. This computer chip could also help in weight management. Every year Americans spend billions of dollars on products to help reduce body fat. However, it seems that only the people who eat healthily and exercise regularly find lasting results. If the microchip can control cravings, then could it not control other desires as well, such as energy levels and desires to exercise? If we are completely concentrating on convenience, then why not have the microchip control metabolic rates as well? This would reduce the need to diet and exercise. Thus, giving heath-conscious Americans more time to be comfortable without expending any energy whatsoever, the ultimate goal of life.

Before the great commode revolution, I believe an upgrade for the toilet is in order. Because our bathroom habits are so erratic, it would not be practical to have to wait for the toilet seat to get war

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