1. Me talk pretty one day
... Sedaris finds that his drug dealer, "a jittery, bug-eyed typesetter whose brittle, prematurely white hair was permed in such a way that I couldn't look at her without thinking of a late-season dandelion" is moving away. He cashes all his grandmothers bonds and buys what he hopes will be at least a months worth of speed. It lasts 10 days and the speed's "breathtaking ... ...
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- Grade Level: Undergraduate