I saw some gremlins sleeping when I saw what was behind the pictures. Hang on, if they're asleep, then how are the eyes still able to move? I found out when I looked behind the actual painting, I saw some electronics that were wired up to animate the eyes to make them look like they were constantly moving. I wonder why these gremlins are there, in that case?.
As I moved into the living room, what I saw was beyond belief. The room was as large as a football field. The table was as wide as a road and was covered in food. I decided to eat some of the food. I ate some chicken, some steaks the sizes of coffee tables, and drank some blood red wine. Blood red? I think I drank some blood. Oh well. The way it was made, it tasted better than normal red wine. I also saw some apple pie and ate it for dessert. I think there was some added flavor, but it tasted decent enough. I was bored, so I decided to take a walk outside. When I was outside, I saw a cemetery that was by the backyard. I decided to take a look. There was a crypt in the middle of the cemetery. I took a look inside the crypt. It was really dank and uninviting inside the crypt. I proceeded down the stairs. I reached the main room. I saw a sign and a switch. The sign said, 'ACTIVATE THIS SWITCH AND YOU WILL GET YOUR BUTT KICKED!'.
I was really bored, so I activated the switch. A ceiling opened, and I watched as severed heads fell onto the floor. There was blood dripping from their necks. Disembodied heads continued to pour out of the ceiling for about 10 minutes. After that, there was a bloody mess of blood and heads on the floor. I thought, 'If that's the best the curse can do, then I fail to see the threat.' Then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It felt a little sharp. I turned around and saw a hideous gargoyle. He was 8 feet tall, had a robe, had wings, claws, fangs, and seemed very close to what I thought was to a demon. He roared, 'WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FLOOR? I JUST CLEANED IT! NOW THERE ARE SOME HEADS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SOME BLOOD ALL OVER THE FLOOR! AND HOW AM I GONNA EAT THOSE HEADS FOR MY MEALS!? THEY HAVE BEEN ON THE FLOOR, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!' I guess he had a point.
