Before shock has completely set in you overhear him say to his fellow comrade "Fo shizzle my nizzle!- Perplexed, you keep walking as you wonder what foreign languages the school is now offering in the fall class schedule. For those of you who may have accidentally slept through ebonics 101, you may be a little confused at first. At this point all one needs to do is reference their handy dandy Urban Dictionary to find that it is simply a shortened version of the phrase "Indeed, that is a prodigious idea, my African-American brother!" More bluntly, "For sure, my nigga!- Today, Wiggerism is a multi-national tight-knit, homogeneous society appealing to all non-blacks everywhere.
I have had many sleepless nights trying to analyze what alien colony it is that is injecting our new generation of kids with this infectious disease. Just like SARS or AIDS, the origin of Wiggerism is still not entirely understood. However, I do have a theory. Much like the movie "Malibu's Most Wanted,"" bored, repressed, middle American children and those from such places like Fresno, Bakersfield, and "The Valley- (not to be confused with the central California valley cities already mentioned) turn on MTV for hours at a time while playing hooky from Sunday school. Sucked into the overly glamorized lifestyle of the "gangsta' raper- the once studious, slightly geeky, Christian school boy now has the perfect formula to kill two birds with one stone; rebel against his wealthy parents, and create the perfect image to obtain some new hizzoes and twenty-fizzoes for his gangsta's paradise. "That'll teach daddy to make me walk and feed the dog!- he thinks to himself as he jots down ideas on a post-it note. Some people may think that these kids are just going through a phase, or that being different from the norm is a healthy practice. I personally feel it goes beyond just a phase. I have had a lot of personal experience with this behavior' and I have seen first hand the kids that have made the transformation into this new Icy Hot Stunna persona.
I have chosen to wear wigs, because wigs prevent damage to your natural hair, save times, and saves money. ... Wigs come in a variety of cuts, colors, and textures. ... Wigs come prepackaged in a variety of styles. ... My last reason for wearing wigs is that they save money. ... The average price for a wig can range between twenty to one hundred dollars per wig. ...
In January 2001, I donated twelve inches of my hair to the Wigs for Kids Foundation so kids going through chemotherapy would be able to wear wigs instead of having no hair. -> In all I think I deserve this scholarship because of all the hard work and dedication that has been forth to help the community. ...
In document thirteen, Samuel Pepys writes that no one bought wigs anymore for fear of infection. Wigs were a style during this era among the rich and powerful. While this document only alludes to the loss of wigs, there were other small pleasures that the wealthy class lost. ... Wigs were still available to the wealthy, but because of the fear of contracting this deadly disease, the wealthy gave them up. ...
Unfortunately, my wigs don't look that real. ... I walked by, keeping my wig-covered head held high. ... My wig must look like real hair. ... I quickly grabbed my wig and ran to the nearest bathroom. ... I replaced my wig and walked out of the bathroom. ...
Men and women wore hairpieces and wigs. ... For special occasions, some wigs are curled. ... Wealthy Egyptians wore new wigs every day. Egyptians believed that a woman's wig could enhance her sexuality. ... Men wore wigs that were more complex in design. ...
One time when she was loosing her hair, her mom's friend suggested her to wear a wig. ... She didn't see what other people saw when she was trying the wig on. She was surprised that even her mom wanted her to get a wig although they weren't in a good condition economically. ...
One time when she was loosing her hair, her mom's friend suggested her to wear a wig. ... She didn't see what other people saw when she was trying the wig on. She was surprised that even her mom wanted her to get a wig although they weren't in a good condition economically. ...
