The Best Possible Solution to a Future Plague of Violence in the Modern World.
Violence, bombs, hatred, and war, things we all dread and deal with every day. Millions of people die every year as a result of some type of hate crime or an act of war. This is devastating our world, as we know it. At this rate the total deaths of hate related crimes over twenty years will match the world's current population. It is common to see molotov cocktails being thrown from one church in to a synagogue or from one man's house to another's. Everything in this world is full of hatred and waiting for something to release their enormous amounts of built up rage upon. All this savagery must be stopped before it is able to eradicate this world and kill every living thing on it, in an enormous inferno of antipathy and makeshift incendiary bombs. This problem is trivial; anyone can realize that in this world life means nothing in our never-ending rat race. Death and destruction mean nothing, but every problem, no matter how trivial, has a solution.
"What can we do?" one may ask. Simply, do the obvious. This foolproof plan is divided in to two partitions, one for small countries and one for large countries. These two divisions are made to make this strategy as efficient as possible. First begin carpet bombing in the smaller countries, until all of the worlds bombs of all kinds are used. The planes will begin dropping anything and everything that may do damage. The surpluses of bombs, missiles, land mines, C4, propane tanks, and even leftover fireworks, will be dropped out of planes, until nothing volatile is left. Then the second step will be put into action. Every nuclear bomb left enact, along with all chemical and biological war agents, will unleash their fury on the already devastated earth. This is the second step in this perfect plan because if these nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons, had already been released the pilots would have to wait days and even weeks for the air to clear in order to sight targets.