But yet, unbeknownst to Abraham, this was a special duck. It could talk. That day, Abraham went to get the duck life insurance and he decided that MetLife would be the place to get it. The duck and Abraham sat down and talked to a human-like dog and a yellow fuzzy thing. The child was very inspired by the dog's career, so he decided to make his very own insurance agency. First he needed a name.
Abraham started drinking heavily with this extra investment in his family. He told himself that the first time the duck acted up he would give it a personal belated abortion. The duck meanwhile was thinking up names. He walked by Abraham and trying out one idea: "AFLAAAAAC!" Abraham looked at the duck in amazement. "Well that's close enough," he thought. He dragged the duck outside and preceded to drop kick it. The talking duck landed in Beijing, China and it aged 47 years by the time it landed.
The duck waddled across China yelling "Ching chinky chong chooey," which, when translated, means: "AFLAAAAAC!" It was all going fine until one particular Chinese restaurant was running out of stray cat for their poo poo platter (hahahahaha).
All of a sudden the crazy SARS patient workers started chasing the duck with Bruce Lee ninja sword. They kept yelling, "WHAAAA!" like they were Chow Yun Fat or something. The duck kept running east until it finally reached the Pacific Ocean. The duck decided to steal a Chinese navigator's boat. And he did just that. He did not know where he was going, but that was okay because he figured he had life insurance.
While on the open sea, the duck was gazing into the distance when all of a sudden he heard a voice. The duck figured out that it was Zeus. Then the voice said, "I am Zeus." The duck responded by saying a wise and philosophical statement. And that was: "AFLAAAAAC!".
"Wow you are a wise duck," said Zeus, "worthy of something great and honorable. I should reward you for such enlightenment.
This was until an island on the coast of New York changed American culture and society. This island was called Coney Island. ... With the fall of the reformers, entrepreneurs found new opportunities. ... Amusement parks became more extravagant and new machines were invented for rides. ... The massive changes in Coney Island left their mark in history and eternally changed American culture. ...
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If the Senkaku island dispute were to become violent, the U.S.... In order to approach the Senkaku island dispute realistically, the Bureau of East Asian and Pacific Affairs must first comprehensively understand both China and Japan's historical claim to the five islands and three rocks. ... Each nation refers to the islands by different names: The Diaoyu-tai Islands (People's Republic of China), Tiaoytai (Taiwan), and The Senkaku Gunto Islands (Japan), to which they are most commonly referred ("How Uninhabited Islands," 2014). ... The war torn history of Japan and China i...
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You catch a brief glimpse of what will soon be your new home across the foggy bay. Your new roommates are considered the most hardened criminals in the American penal system. ... Before Alcatraz became one the most famous penitentiary, there was its fascinating military history. ... In 1972, Congress created the Golden Gate National Recreation Area, and Alcatraz Island was included as part of the new National Park Service unit. ... (Alcatraz.us) Throughout history Alcatraz has been chosen for many different projects from projecting the bay from enemies to housing dangerous criminals, but Alca...
