I'm replying to the Summer Analyst Program opportunity advertised on your website. The program fits very well with my knowledge, experience, and future goals. I'm looking for an opportunity to learn what investment banking industry has to offer for me in the future and apply the skills and knowledge I learned in school.
By far, my best quality is that I can eat seven hot dogs at once. At least, that is what I was successful at making my friends believe. I acted very influentially and made them buy and cook seven hot dogs for me. Although I did not finish all seven, this event shows that I exhibited strong influence over others by making them believe that I could do the impossible.
My other strengths is the ability to charm others around me, especially gay men. So if there are any gay persons at your organization, I would be a great asset as a motivation for these employees to do their job well. In fact, I am such an effective motivator that when I worked at the Original Cookie Company, homosexual males chased me around the mall. If I can get strangers chase me around a building, imagine what I can do with my co-workers. .
I also exhibit great capabilities as an extremely hard and dedicated worker. This can be easily exhibited in my five hours motto. My goal is to satisfy a girl for five hours, at least. As you yourself probably know, very few people on this planet are able to do so. Even though I may be tired and in a poor mood, my dedication and will power keep me going and going, like and Energizer bunny. .
As you can read from above, I am a perfect candidate for this position. I am not attaching a resume because I believe that the information I provided you with above is strong evidence of my candidacy for the position. If there is anything else I can do to help you evaluate my candidacy please do not hesitate to contact me .
Sincerely,.
