Ah! Adolescence! The transitional period between puberty and adulthood. Of course, you all know what I'm talking about. For guys, it begins with a squeaky voice. For girls, breasts sprout and hips widen. Suddenly we enjoy the company of the sandman, but not of our parents. Our mood changes with every changing minute.
Oh, you know what I'm talking about. New little hairs come out for a breath of fresh air from different areas on our bodies, but they like it too much out here. So they stay. For some, adolescence means acne. For others it means nothing but sex, sex, sex! You know what I'm talking about! As we approach adulthood, it may mean a slower metabolism. No more snacking on Cheesies, but rather, carrot sticks.
"But how do we get through our teenage years on our own? We ask. Why, that's easy! Pills, pills, pills! There are so many new, wonderful drugs out there to help us get through the torturous phase of adolescence.
Have a bad case of acne? Try Accutane. It's the most effective form of oral acne treatment available. But I must warn you.