... defiance that changed everything, he shows the people  how corrupt the system really is and shed light on how deadly the government can be.   Hazel Bergeron is Harrison's mother and George's wife.  Hazel's lack of awareness is due to "average" intelligence, which in  2081  is the politically correct way of referring to someone of well-below-average intelligence. However, she is ... the story  really conveys how  dumb she is, her son has just gotten shot and she can't even remember (she doesn't even wear Handicaps) and  doesn't even  understand  George's use of a common  expre...

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... "Prime Time Players". The first cast was Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, and Gilda Radner. The show's first host was the famous comedian George Carlin, inventor of the "seven things you can't say on TV" joke. The first show also featured the Muppets and several spoof commercials but very few sketches. The next year Cosell ... ...

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• Approx Pages: 5
• Grade Level: High School

... of us could attend a concert. We seldom saw first run movies or theatrical plays, but instead rented videos and borrowed books from the library. Again, laughter was the escape. I read George Carlin, Steve Martin. Watched Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Jim Carrey, Chevy Chase. We relocated back to NY immediately prior to the beginning of my junior year in high school.. I was ecstatic ... ...

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• Grade Level: High School

... "Prime Time Players". The first cast was Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, and Gilda Radner. The show's first host was the famous comedian George Carlin, inventor of the "seven things you can't say on TV" joke. The first show also featured the Muppets and several spoof commercials but very few sketches. The next year Cosell ... ...

• Word Count: 1254
• Approx Pages: 5
• Grade Level: High School

... type of person makes driving a fun, enjoyable adventure. It is a pleasure driving in the company of someone who shares the same opinions about driving. As one of today's greatest philosophers George Carlin says, anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster is a $#@& lunatic; this statement is true to any driver around the world. There is nothing ... ...

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• Grade Level: High School