1. Modest proposal
... welfare. It is agreed universally that the high rate of border hopping has greatly increased the percentage of working immigrants, but what this does is decrease the work force of cold-blooded Americans. It is unfair for legal Americans to give up their jobs to illegal immigrants; and therefore whoever can discover an intelligent method of increasing employment for American workers ... nothing but the fat that consumes them would be able to serve two people during a course of a week. The fortunate ones would have much flexibility in how they would be prepared. Burritos and tacos would m...
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