Ah! Adolescence! The transitional period between puberty and adulthood. Of course, you all know what I"m talking about. For guys, it begins with a squeaky voice. For girls, breasts sprout and hips widen. Suddenly we enjoy the company of the sandman, but not of our parents. Our mood changes with every changing minute. .
Oh, you know what I"m talking about. New little hairs come out for a breath of fresh air from different areas on our bodies, but they like it too much out here. So they stay. For some, adolescence means acne. For others it means nothing but sex, sex, sex! You know what I"m talking about! As we approach adulthood, it may mean a slower metabolism. No more snacking on Cheesies, but rather, carrot sticks.
"But how do we get through our teenage years on our own?" We ask. Why, that's easy! Pills, pills, pills! There are so many new, wonderful drugs out there to help us get through the torturous phase of adolescence.
Have a bad case of acne? Try Accutane. It's the most effective form of oral acne treatment available. But I must warn you. Accutane may increase the pressure in your brain which can lead to permanent loss of sight, or even - death. .
Oh, I almost forgot to mention that some patients using Accutane have had or have mental problems, such as "depression", "irritability" and "trouble concentrating." The Accutane Medication Guide states: "Some patients taking Accutane have had thoughts about hurting themselves or putting an end to their own lives. Some people tried to end their own lives. And some people have ended their own lives." But hey, if it clears up our acne, why not go through with it? I was one of those patients using Accutane.
For those who are sexually active, using only a condom won"t do. You need backup. "The Pill" is the new effective pregnancy prevention method. I recommend Diane 35. I use it. It was the first oral contraceptive and was invented in Europe.