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He Said/ She Said


"Excuse me, my name is not Max. My name is Brooke. Short for best name everHope you find Max," I exclaimed walking away all sassy like. "Max, what the heck? Why are you walking like a slut right now?" they yelled out to me chuckling while I briskly started to fast walk my way out of this hell. "It's Thursday and I'm already thirsty just so you know," the other giraffe ginger tall teenager yelled out like I would hang out with them. "That goes down as a hashtag awkward moment," thinking to myself as I started to find my IPhone. "Wait, I don't own these gross shoes," questioning myself looking down at my feet going a mile a minute. "Wait, what the?" I pounded in my head looking at this green polo shirt that was chilling on my body. "My nails!" I shrieked looking at these hang-nailed, filthy un-manicured monsters. When I looked up, I think even the trees were looking at me in this questioning manner. "Who did this to me?!" I frantically yelled now running to my "Diva Den" dorm. .
             The amount of looks I got running to my dorm was enough to kill someone. "This is social suicide, worse than the walk of shame," I thought to myself now kicking the door open to an even huger surprise. Muck. That's all I saw left and right. "Okay, I know I'm getting punked now," I yelled out to any human being that could have possibly been alive at the time. Beer cans flooded even my alarm clock with weird brown crusty spots on this so called "sorority sweet" rug I once owned which now looked it was owned by a hobo. "Ssssss," I heard in the "Diva rest" we called the bathroom. It didn't sound like a womanly sound either, so I did what any college girl would do and find the best thing to make this all turn around: pepper spray. Trying to walk back to the now playboy poster wall filled with band names everywhere, I almost tripped on Pizza 51 boxes, mix matched socks and an array of clothes that was flooded on the floor.


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