As we wait for all of the lights to go out and for darkness to conceal our silhouettes, I felt a surge of adrenaline as I thought of what I was about to execute. The last light went out, I picked up a baseball sized rock, ran as fast as I could from safety and went up to meet my criminal side. I wound up, threw the rock as hard as I could, and instantly I wish I hadn't . There was an immediate sound of shattering glass followed by the howling of a 2002 Honda Civic alarm. All of the choices that we make in life have consequences, some are good and some are a burden either mentally or financially. .
I got off work at around 10:30 and proceeded to spend some time misbehaving with some of my co-workers. We decided to cause some tomfoolery by hurling dairy products at our foes houses. I drove to Winco and purchased five dozen eggs from a plump old woman by the name of Flo. She asked what I was up to and I replied that I was cooking for my family in the morning. She gave me a horror-struck look and took my money and returned my change, we said our goodbyes and I went back to my car to my awaiting comrades, who were compiling their own "hit lists" amongst each other. .
We discussed our targets and made a master list according to the location of our victims. The farthest point was up on Oasis road so we decided to work our way there, starting on Churn Creek with an ex girlfriend of my pal Buddy. We pulled up outside of the house next door, each grabbed four eggs, and crept up to the driveway. There were three of us and we all fired our ammunition on my count of three and with an orchestra of egg thuds on different parts of the house. We at once turned and sprinted back to the getaway vehicle and in a storm of laughter and shouts sped out of the area. .
We continued on our quest of defacement by striking our next stooge. He was a white supremacist by the name of Randal, also known as Bloodbath.
