1. The Lady's Man
... crusing on Miltion Avenue in my 2005 corvette. We were looking for some chicks. We finally saw some so I pulled over beside them. Right away Craig begins to ruin the chance that we had with the girls. He said, "Hey mamasitas! I kind of have a problem. I seem to have forgot my phone number so ... he talks. We were just wondering if you two want to go catch a flick with us. So how 'bout it?" They started to think about it and then Craig had to open his big mouth again, "If you'll be my DairyQueen, I'll be your BurgerKing...You treat me right, and you can have it your way!" ... Right away...
- Word Count: 870
- Approx Pages: 3
- Grade Level: High School