I tried that and it didn't work. Fortunately for you, I have devised objectives that will prepare you for a bad roommate. .
Our school schedules conflict with each other, well actually, her schedule conflicts with mine. She is a morning person and therefore, chose morning classes. I, on the other hand, have my classes in the afternoon because I cannot fall asleep before three o"clock in the morning and I like to get at least eight hours of sleep everyday. I don't mind the fact that my roommate wakes up early in the morning. I always say, "to each their own". She doesn't just wake up and go to class though. She has an entire morning routine.
Heather's alarm clock goes off at 7:15 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday; on Tuesday and Thursday she wakes up at 9:15. By the time she finally shuts off her blaring alarm clock, that annoying ring is already imprinted in my mind and I am wide awake. She then gets out of bed and takes a shower. .
While she's in the shower, I fall back asleep. Just as I enter the realm of unconsciousness, she opens the door and makes her presence known. She turns on the television or blasts her terrible excuse for music on her computer. As if that isn't bad enough, she feels the need to blow dry her extremely long and thick blonde hair everyday. This process takes about thirty-five full minutes. This is very annoying in the morning when you are trying to sleep. Finally, her hair is dry and the terrible noise ceases. You would think the noise would stop there but no, you"re wrong. .
No day can be started without a bowl of cereal in the morning, or so Heather thinks. Of course she has to love the noisiest cereal out on the market, Grape Nuts. While I try to go back to sleep after she finally finishes her hair, she's sitting at her desk crunching those little Grape Nuts between her teeth, making it impossible for me to pass out. She never leaves a dirty bowl sitting around so she washes it immediately after she is done and moves on to the next thing on her list: brushing her teeth.