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Girls... How to deal with them


             People think that girls are just humans; well I can tell you for a fact that they"re not. In this essay I will explain four aspects of the girl factor: Physique, Mind, Soul and Origin. I have gotten to know all of this from my numerous encounters with their kind. They have become so accustomed to me that they often ask for me by name. I am in fact born from one of these and they can be domesticated if well treated.
             Okay now let's start talking about their physique. They are naturally designed to activate certain hormones in our bodies. Our body's chemistry, as any other chemistry, reacts to other chemicals; which are found in enormous numbers in these creature's bodies. Our brains are designed to follow enchanting figures and a girl's curves are attractive enough to make us stop almost anything and follow their swing.
             Their mind is one of man's greatest mysteries; no man has ever been able to translate their line of thought into our understandable language. Our reasoning is almost every time based on sexual or physical related factors. Their reasoning is based on deeper things, they call it "love", we call it "tingly feeling". To us these topics are more scary than exciting, trust me. They have ulterior motives for their things and most of us will never get close to understanding them.
             Their soul is purer as much as I hate to admit it, they really are purer than us but they have more drama than we do, they say it's because they care more about their problems, but we all know that's not true. Our lives are simpler but less interesting; those are our pros and our cons. They have been trying to take over our world but it's impossible, we"re too smart for them.
             Okay, now to answer all of your questions; their origin. There are many theories, some say they"re from Venus, that's wrong; some say they were sent directly from heaven by God to give us some good things in this world, to make it worthwhile, as much as I would agree with this one, it's also wrong; the truth is that they"re from Mercury, that's why they're so hot.


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