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My Hell

            
             Hell, is like a great inverted cone, that Dante fell through the earth to create.
             One night after an all night drinking spree and experimenting with some drugs I .
             have never tried before I found my self in this so called "hell." It was a nightmare .
             which consisted of nine levels.
             The first level was for the men who leave the toilet seat up and piss all over it. .
             There punishment was to become a toilet seat for all eternity, where the people .
             who went to the bathroom in their pants while living had to use the toilet in hell.
             The second level of hell consist of the older sick people who pissed and shit .
             their pants while living. There punishment was to be stuck in a bathroom for the .
             rest of eternity with no toilet paper or reading material.
             The third level of hell was filled with gay race car clubs. They all had to race .
             each other for each others car but no one would ever win the race would go on .
             and on until their car and their pride eventually blew up. And in hell there is no .
             mommy or daddy to buy you a new one.
             The fourth level of hell was filled with overpaid cocky professional sports .
             players. They had to play for the entertainment of bums while getting paid no .
             money at all and obviously being booed the whole time.
             The fifth level of hell consisted of bum, their punishment was to watch baseball .
             games through all eternity while being annoyed by the cotton candy and soda guy .
             that never leave the section. The fact they are bums would prevent them from .
             buying any of the cotton candy or soda. There is also no take out beer .
             distributors in hell.
             The sixth level of hell is linked to the fourth and fifth this is all those annoying .
             venders at sporting at events. They are just forced to continue to do their job .
             because that job seems like hell anyway. They go around and try to sell their .
             products to the bums at the baseball game, but since the bums have no money, .
             then hence the venders make none either so it all works out.


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