1. Reasons Why Men Hate Shopping
... December 24, you see him: while silver bells are ringing, and everyone is meeting "smile after smile," you suddenly notice him: he's stumbling around the mall with a pained expression on his face, a dazed look in his eyes, and his hair standing on end. Finally, he buys the cut-glass wine ... wondered why men typically wait till the last minute to get cracking on their Christmas shopping - there's no time like Christmas Eve to head for the mall! I've wondered, too, why, when that time of year rolls around (or any time of year, for that matter), I love to go shopping ... for the day with ...
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