The Proof that Men and Women are NOT Alike.
Men are a mystery to me, and no matter what anyone has said or proven, men and woman are not alike. They are different as night and day. Men think, act, and respond to life in obscure ways. It's amazing how women ever get along with, live, love, and tolerate men on a daily basis. .
Have you ever heard of a woman forgetting an anniversary, Valentine's Day or the day they met their husband? No, this doesn't happen. However, if a man forgets these dates it is a good, valid reason for a divorce. This happens easily for men, because memories are non-existent in a man. Have you ever watched a football game? If you have, you will notice all of the instant replays. This is simply because men have already forgotten what has happened! Women remember everything. A woman can tell her mate the last time he left the toilet seat up, the prices of everything on sale at her favorite department store, or the last time her mate cooked, even if it was three years ago. Men forget their mistakes with astounding ease. A Man thinks that there is no use in two people remembering the same thing, because he knows that his mate will remember. A woman's memory is so alert, that she can remember details of an argument that occurred ten years to the day, and remind her partner how he was indeed wrong and is still wrong. .
A man does not call a relationship a relationship. He refers to it as, "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis." When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots." Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call drunk and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy.