1. Shallow Hal
Marry a young woman with a nice tank and big who who's." ... And Jill's final comment before walking away from Hal is, "I don"t know Hal, maybe you should think about moving." ... Um, actually her ass would do too if she had a better grill kinda like Michelle Phiefer back when she did Grease 2. ... You know how those accents get, yah ya ya yah ya ya! ... You know what I"m saying, someone like that." ...
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- Approx Pages: 5
- Grade Level: High School