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Beowulf

 

            Beowulf and all of his men were walking towards Herot and then all of .
             the sudden Beowulf's pager went off, so he looks down and he sees .
             that the page was from his mistress and it said 911! So Beowulf .
             thinking quickly calls up his good buddy Donatello who was strolling .
             with his other 3 buddies, Leonardo, Michalangelo, and Rafeal to the .
             the Pizza place to go and pick up 20 pizzas for themselves. So Beowulf .
             finnaly gets in touch with Donatello and arranges for Donatello to fly .
             on a personal jet over to Herot where he will battle Grendel instead of .
             Beowulf. Donatello finally arrives to Herot and sits and waits on .
             Grendel to come out and meet his doom. Of course during this whole .
             time Donatello is devouring an extra large Pappa John's pizza! .
             Apparantly Grendel also liked the smell of pizza and so he came out to .
             battle Donatello not only for the Herot but mainly for the Pizza that .
             Donatello was chomping away at! So Grendel comes up from below .
             Herot and challenges Donatello to a duel! Donatello accepts and they .
             begin there fierce battle! Donatello and Grendel go back and forth for .
             a very long time nearly 2 and a half hours until Donatello reaches to .
             the back of his shell and pulls out his stick! All of the sudden Grendel .
             starts trying to run away and at the very last moment he grabs .
             Grendel by the arm and breaks it in half! Granted Grendel did flee .
             from Herot and never came back again, Donatello still didnt kill him. .
             The townspeople didnt seem to care whether he was dead or gone it .
             was all the same to them and so they all went crazy and were very .
             excited to find that Grendel had been defeated so they all praised .
             Donatello for his fantastic feat! .
            


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