1. Johnathon Swift
... and will not resort to beating her if an argument breaks out in fear of hurting the baby in her stomach (which will later be born and sold). The baby is then bred for a year and until the baby becomes plump and juicy; ready for consumption. The baby is then sold to the markets. This plan is wonderful! Why hadn't anyone thought of it ... such as "A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day." ( ) Is he...
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