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Animal Farm


            This is the greatest essay Ive ever written in my whole life. It's all about how stupid and sad I was when I once actually got off my own butt and went over to this guy and told him about how I loved the way he walked. It was all about the broccoli. This might sound alike a load of bull to you guys but this is so true! One day you'll see what Im talking about and you'll want me to start telling you more and more about how hair-clips and bananas go so well together. Cuz seriously, they join to form this oestrogen hormone which is used in the pill v/s if you wanna find more about the pill, go talk to my genie Ms. Dutchface v/s and this will all come together and forma another type of syndrome which is usually called Pata. The Pata is all about how well you do in your exams during the first time you go to Australia. You know perfectly well that Australia is a great country and it has some amazing jumping beings named v/s the kangaroo. Nobody else has called me this week since yesterday, and that might not seem as depressing to you, but that's just because of the amount of sausages you can handle at once. Personally there is always a way to find Mr. Herbie in a row. When I start talking to him I can always feel this connection within meits like all the people who turn around and go straight into the tunnels which go to Holland v/s the ones with the pink fluffy stuff you know!.
             This might sound really strange to you, but frankly I dont really care cuz you all are gonna be so proud of me when I grow up to become a toaster. You should check this site out www.drtoast.com Im serious! It's amazing! You can ask dr. toast anything about toast and he will answer! I love it. It's just the amount of bananas I need. Otherwise if I start chewing gum my ass will be on fire and this will end up into like a poopie-less hour. Get it?! Isnt it just fabulous? I mean, you know that when I turn and twist at the same time Noor's buttocks get stuck together like an ashtray.


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