1. The Oscars
... 's mansion. Steve Martin told a random string of mostly dry jokes, and though occassionally he hit on a winner, I found myself again getting antsy for some wartime drama. Most of the awards went off the same way they always do. Tearful acceptance speeches, "Thanks to my agent and my publicist," blah blah... I don't know about you, but in my mind, modern television is all ... do. I mean, all I saw was a handful of celebrities wearing dove-shaped pins. As the evening went on, however, things got juicier. Adrian Brody, who won for Best Actor, got pretty choked up about those brave soldiers,...
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