1. Modest proposal
... of the nation's Mexican immigrants are living in the west. Approximately nine million Mexicans reside in the United States, five of those nine million present in the west. If I subtract two million legal immigrants there would be seven million illegal immigrants left in the United States, which still leaves the question of what to do with so many Mexicans. One million ... for whomever wishes to buy these chunks of human flesh, where the buyer would be so kind enough to donate it to the unemployed. A plump illegal man or woman bearing nothing but the fat that consumes them would be able ...
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