1. Drunks in College classification
... that just can"t stop talking? I have come to the conclusion that for every college there's at least seven different types of drunks: aggressive, chill, funny, crazy, horny, talkative, and the feel-sorry-for-me. The aggressive drunk is the one who drinks almost all the time, at any time, and drinks until there is no ... after the first or second time, and is usually left to drink with his other crazy friends. Every college is infested with the next drunk: the horny drunk. The horny drunk can be a wide variety of people. The just-get drunk and try to get laid type are the most common becaus...
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